Dr. Kerry Weaver: Did you even take the Hippocratic oath?
Dr. Robert Romano: I had my fingers crossed.
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Why would you give yourself Doberman ears?
Willie: They're Vulcan.
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Is that like a Shih Tzu?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Uh, no, I think he means like Mr. Spock. On Star Trek.