Frank Martin: Oooooh, lesbian cat fight! Somebody grab a video camera.
Dr. Luka Kovac: She has a boyfriend.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: That's nice.
Dr. Luka Kovac: You said you didn't want to be exclusive!
Nurse Samantha Taggart: I said it four days ago!
Dr. Luka Kovac: I forgot she was coming.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: You know what, I don't care. It's fine, Luka.
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's fine?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: You think I really care how many little French girls you're screwing? You already nailed every nurse in the ER!
Dr. Archie Morris: Dr. Weaver, if I'm endangering any lives, I'm willing to leave.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: Good. Why don't you go stand in the middle of Lake Shore Drive and play Tiananmen Square?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: What's with all these boxes, Frank?
Frank Martin: That's where I keep my lists of idiotic questions.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: We had to open up your chest to bypass the blockage. So, no more nachos. No more peirogis.
Frank Martin: I'm in hell, right? You killed me. You and your faithful Indian companion.
Neela Rasgotra: Hard to believe he was an officer.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: And a husband and a dad.
Neela Rasgotra: And a bigot.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: That too.
Brian: [about an ultrasound] Can you see through someone's clothes with this?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Nope, doesn't work. Already tried.
[about a patient who is coming to the ER in a tank]
Officer Davis: If he's coming here, we'll feed him onto the Eisenhower, force him to run out of gas.
Dr. Archie Morris: That's your plan? Let him run out of gas?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [sarcastically] They're also getting a helicopter with a gigantic magnet.