The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The Return of Hughie Hogg (1981)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  The Balladeer : [voice-over]  Now, a lot of folks jog. In Hazzard, most of the jogging is done on four wheels or four legs.

  [Daisy is seen on galloping stallion] 

  The Balladeer : In this case, there's six legs. And two of them can stop a Confederate cavalry charge.

• The Balladeer : [voice-over]  Ol' Hughie didn't know it, but Daisy had him digging his way into trouble... with his own teeth.

  [Hughie sits gorging himself on Daisy's picnic lunch] 

  Hughie Hogg : Mm. That was some... powerful good fried chicken, Daisy.

  Daisy Duke : [all lovey-dovey]  Well, thank you, Hughie honey, my little dumpling.

  [her hand against his cheek] 

  Hughie Hogg : Oh...

  Daisy Duke : Wait till you see what I made you for dessert.

  Hughie Hogg : Oh, I know what I'm gonna have for dessert. You!

  [jumps at her like a huge bullfrog, but she is too fly for him] 

  Hughie Hogg : Come here, you rascal!

  [tries grabbing her, but those long legs of hers outclasses his chubby form] 

  Hughie Hogg : Now wait a minute! I don't understand this! Daisy, I mean, this picnic was your idea so you could get me up here alone, wasn't it?

  Daisy Duke : Yeah, I reckon it was.

  Hughie Hogg : [whiny voice]  Then why do you keep running away from me?

  Daisy Duke : Well, I got my reasons, sugar.