The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
The Meeting (1979)
Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke
Quotes
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Boss Hogg : [Luke and Bo put up a fake fight to get arrested] You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forget the whole thing.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [dazed and puzzled, his usual] Forget the whole thing...
Boss Hogg : There's nothing else you can do. You see, for the next twenty-four hours that jail is being... fumigated. So it's no use arresting anybody if you ain't got a place to put 'em. Which reminds me. Uh, Daisy, look sharp now. Fix some tables up and deliver a dozen catfish and champagne lunches...
[Rosco throws up into his hat]
Boss Hogg : to the jailhouse for that fumigating crew.
[Rosco staggers out]
Boss Hogg : And charge the whole mess to me.
Daisy Duke : Okay, Boss.
Uncle Jesse : [to Luke and Bo] I don't know about you boys, but... when Boss Hogg starts givin' away somethin' for free, I smell a rat.
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Daisy Duke : [overheard mob boss rough-talking on phone to his underlings] How can a feller be so polite to me, and so rude to his mother?
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Daisy Duke : [distracting the two thugs] Hey, hi, fellas. Y'all are at my favorite swimming hole. Hope you don't mind if I go skinny-dipping.
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Daisy Duke : [thugs overhear splashing in river] This water feels so good on my bare body.
[meanwhile she's just using a branch to make water splash]