The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The Ghost of General Lee (1979)

Sonny Shroyer: Enos

Quotes 

• Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [on his radio]  This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, I want you to get an ambulance and a wrecker out to Old River Road.

  [voice breaking] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : The Duke boys done gone in the pond.

  Enos : [surfaces with Bo and Luke's clothes, anxious]  Luke's britches, Bo's shirt. Can you help me find them, Sheriff? Help me, Sheriff!

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [horrified]  I can't Enos. I can't swim!

  [Enos starts crying] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Damn Duke boys! Why'd they have to do that?

• Enos : A double order of catfish, hush puppies, extra coleslaw, pickles and onions, large order of fries, extra thick chocolate milk and two slices of pecan pie. Is that right?

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : That's right. And get yourself something, Enos.

  Enos : You want your pie a la mode?

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : No, Enos, I don't want it a la mode. I gotta watch my calories!

• phone exchange operator : [tied up Daisy dialed with her foot]  Operator. Operator.

  Daisy Duke : Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!

  Enos : [checking off something]  There you go.

  [phone rings] 

  Enos : Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking.

  Daisy Duke : Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!

  Enos : I appreciate the invite, Daisy, I... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey.

  Daisy Duke : This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!

  Enos : They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!

  Daisy Duke : Please hurry!

  Enos : I'll be right there!

  [needn't be told twice]