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"The Dukes of Hazzard" Targets: Daisy and Lulu (TV Episode 1983) Poster

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Boss Hogg: Now then, eh, cousin Big Dan, Let's get down to business.

Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Yeah.

Boss Hogg: How much you gonna offer me on these here sparklers?

Big Dan: Well, being as your blood, cousin J.D., I give ya 20.000

Boss Hogg: Yeah, well being as money is thicker than blood, I'll take 30.000.

Big Dan: But, family's closer than friends. I'll give ya 22.

Boss Hogg: Yeah, but, eh, enemies can sometimes take advantage of family, so I'll take 28.

Big Dan: I'll give ya 24.

Boss Hogg: 26.

Big Dan: 24.

Boss Hogg: 26.

Big Dan: [shouting] 24!

Boss Hogg: [raises voice als] 26!

Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: 25.

Boss Hogg: 25, done.

Big Dan: Done. You stike a hard bargain, cousin J.D.

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The Balladeer: [narrating] Someday I'm gonna write a book about Hazzard county insurance claims.

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