Boss Hogg: What in hallelujah's goin' on in here, Rosco?
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Boss, listen here, the name is not Rosco, it's the Great Coltrano. And this is Flasho, and you interrupted my prestidigitation here.
Boss Hogg: Yeah, well, you're name will be Muddo if you don't explain all this nonsense and how you got this room so full of junk.
The Balladeer: [final narration] So, you see, that's the way it goes in Hazzard. Where the Dukes will even help out their enemy when the chips are down. That's plum typical of the Dukes of Hazzard. Too bad it ain't the same everywhere else, huh?