Bo Duke: Who are you gonna take to the tri-county amusement park when it opens next week?
Luke Duke: Mary Sue, I suppose.
Bo Duke: Mary Sue?
Bo Duke: Well, I - - you always were a leg man, and she sure has got 'em, that is, if you like 2x4's.
[bursts out laughing]
Luke Duke: She's better lookin' than that hulk you took out bowling last Friday night, I swear she plays linebacker for the Falcons.
Bo Duke: Now wait just a minute, that ain't fair.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [about J.D. Hogg] Ooh, he's awesome when he's mad!