The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Jude Emery (1980)

Ben Jones: Cooter

Quotes 

• Cooter : [rolling out on his creeper from examining the undercarriage of Jude's ancient military-surplus truck]  Cowboy, I don't see how you in the heck made it all the way here from Texas in this old thing.

  Jude Emery : I had the wind behind me.

• Cooter : [as Daisy drives off in her supercharged car]  Mother dog!

  [quotes up at the skies:] 

  Cooter : "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." Man, that's obtuse!