- Daisy Duke: [Boss Hogg wears Loretta Lynn wig] I declare, Boss, I didn't know you were such a looker. Ain't he cute, Luke?
- Luke Duke: You know, Boss, I still ain't got a date for that church picnic.
- Daisy Duke: [as General Lee speeds along, throwing curves] Bo Duke, would you quit horsing around? I'm late for work!
- Bo Duke: What's the rush, Daisy?
- Luke Duke: We're still early, ain't we?
- Daisy Duke: Luke, did you forget? Today's the day Loretta Lynn's comin' to the Boars Nest.
- [engine revs]
- Daisy Duke: Boss wants us in early. We've got this big old shindig planned for Loretta's arrival. Flags, banners...
- Luke Duke: Peanuts, popcorn, get your programs!
- Bo Duke: You can't really believe Loretta Lynn's gonna show up at the Boars Nest, can you?
- Luke Duke: It's just another one of Boss' scams. The paper said she'd be on her way to the state fair. And you know that road is miles away from the Boars Nest
- Daisy Duke: Well, I don't know. With all the stuff he's ordered, I'd say there's something up his sleeve.
- Luke Duke: Yeah, an arm. With an outstretched palm on the end of it.
- Daisy Duke: [gets her dander up at the out-of-towners in the blue car] Hey, neighbor, where'd you get your licence, mail order? You ran us off the road this morning.
- Squirt: Eh, run along, will you, honey?
- Daisy Duke: [holds her ground] I don't wanna run along. I'd rather stay here and listen to you say you're sorry.
- Daisy Duke: [her two cousins drove her Roadrunner into a haystack] ... and I want every ping and ding taken out of my car till It's smooth as a frog's tummy, Bo Duke!
- [Bo just whistles]
- Daisy Duke: Uncle Jesse... Uncle Jesse, you gotta talk to these fellows, they go and wreck my car...
- Uncle Jesse: Now, Daisy, just settle down. The boys got some dents in their own reputations they gotta get taken care of first. You know, Boss Hogg's telling everybody you fellows did the kidnapping. You never should've come back here.
- Bo Duke: We had to, Uncle Jesse, we had to get some decent wheels!
- Daisy Duke: Bo!
- Bo Duke: Besides, nobody's gonna believe we took Loretta Lynn.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [passenger with Uncle Jesse is not Loretta Lynn] Daisy Duke. You mean to tell me I saved you?
- Daisy Duke: Does this mean you don't want my autograph, Rosco?
- Enos: [big eager smile] I do, Daisy.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [sputters at deputy's incompetence] I'll... I'll give you an autograph. Right between the eyes.
- The Balladeer: [to leave a trail, Loretta Lynn tosses out promotional pics of herself from her tour bus] I'll tell you what. You start tangling with a country girl, and you better have all your smarts workin'.