- Daisy Duke: What did he look like?
- Bo Duke: He looked mean.
- Luke Duke: And ugly.
- Daisy Duke: That covers just about anybody in here. Except me.
- [giggles]
- Luke Duke: Well, I'd know him if I saw him again.
- Daisy Duke: Good luck. Y'all going to the Costume Clog Dance Party tomorrow night?
- Bo Duke: Daisy, we ain't got no time for that. We got a race.
- Daisy Duke: Oh, it's the biggest dance all year, fellas.
- Luke Duke: It's the only dance all year.
- Daisy Duke: Wait till you see what I'm wearing. Short and fantastic. I'm going as a circus bareback rider.
- Tom Colt: Hey, baby, I'd like to be your horse.
- Daisy Duke: Okay, sugar, as soon as I find the front end.
- The Balladeer: Besides being the country commissioner, Boss Hogg is also the justice of the peace. That's kinda like having a goat guard the cabbage patch, ain't it?
- Cooter: [Daisy is on top of the camper as it drives past] Possum on a gum-bush!
- The Balladeer: Nope. It's Daisy on an RV.
- Sheriff Ragsdale: [after climbing out of his overturned patrol car, seethes at the ineptitude of Rosco] Coltrane, your driving is substandard.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [weakly tries to brush it off] I didn't overturn.
- Enos: [to Rosco] You reckon we ought to help him, Sheriff?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Will you hush? He ain't hurt.
- Sheriff Ragsdale: Turn off the lights!
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane, Enos: Yes, Sir!
- Wendel: [as Irving ties Daisy's hands behind her back] Make sure you tie her well, Stanley.
- [chuckles merrily]
- Irving: You win, gorgeous. No chains. Just fishing line.
- Daisy Duke: [sweetly sarcastic] Thanks. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers... Stanley.
- Irving: The name is Irving.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Uh Boss, you gonna sleep on your barber chair?
- Boss Hogg: Well I've been sleeping there half the time since I married your fat sista! Leastways that chair don't roll over me in the middle of the night..."