Constable Benton Fraser: [after Dief grumbles his opinion of how Fraser threw a baseball] Oh great, blind and deaf.
Harding Welsh: [after Stan hits a home run to win the game] Oh... never gonna hear the end of this.
Huck Bogart: [Huck's assessment after Proulx is taken off by medics for a head wound] He's not a man. He's an accountant!
Olivia Murtagh: Boy, your parents must have been wading in the shallow end of the gene pool
Harding Welsh: Yeah, well, it's still way uptown from the tree you fell out of.
Huck Bogart: [Huck doesn't care for Fraser's comments and constant need to state facts] You grow up in a public service announcement?