Cornfed Pig: [trying to deprogram Duckman] Government is a necessary structure to impose on an otherwise unruly society.
Eric Duckman: No!
Bernice: People WANT to do good.
Eric Duckman: No!
Mambo: Mankind has evolved into a highly intelligent lifeform.
Eric Duckman: No!
Ajax: The human body is not for eating.
Eric Duckman: I can't take it anymore! You're right!
Cornfed Pig: [later...] All government is corrupt.
Eric Duckman: No!
Bernice: People are out to get you.
Eric Duckman: No!
Charles: Mankind is a self-destructive species that will kill itself off.
Eric Duckman: No!
Ajax: The human body is MOSTLY not for eating.