Eric Duckman: You're finished, King Chicken! Washed up! Don't be surprised if MTV Unplugged calls you!
Ajax: You know, Dad, I think you're my favorite dad.
Eric Duckman: Only.
Ajax: Only what?
Eric Duckman: Only dad.
Ajax: Only dad what?
Cornfed Pig: Sometimes during an electrical storm, I can see in five dimensions.
[Duckman, Bernice, Charles and Mambo stare at him]
Cornfed Pig: Why are the sixty of you staring at me like that?
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken: There is no Littlefield School. The students, professors, all animatrons. Robots.
Eric Duckman: Even Deanna, that lovely coed?
George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken: Nope. I've never been able to make breasts. She's a Muppet.
Eric Duckman: Ohh. To be Frank Oz for a day.