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Eric Duckman: You're finished, King Chicken! Washed up! Don't be surprised if MTV Unplugged calls you!

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Eric Duckman: All right, Chicken! Prepare to meet your Colonel!

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Ajax: You know, Dad, I think you're my favorite dad.

Eric Duckman: Only.

Ajax: Only what?

Eric Duckman: Only dad.

Ajax: Only dad what?

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Cornfed Pig: Sometimes during an electrical storm, I can see in five dimensions.

[Duckman, Bernice, Charles and Mambo stare at him]

Cornfed Pig: Why are the sixty of you staring at me like that?

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Cornfed Pig: Norman Rockwell, on acid.

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George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken: There is no Littlefield School. The students, professors, all animatrons. Robots.

Eric Duckman: Even Deanna, that lovely coed?

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken: Nope. I've never been able to make breasts. She's a Muppet.

Eric Duckman: Ohh. To be Frank Oz for a day.

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Deanna: I'm Deanna. What's your name?

Eric Duckman: Duckman. As in Dr. Duckman. Ph.D., loveology. Why don't you stay after class so I can grade on your curves?

[Bernice slaps him]

Bernice: You're despicable. You've got kidney stones older than her.

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