Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Psyche (1994)
Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman
Quotes
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Mistress Nina : Okay, so you have some problems.
Eric Duckman : With women, actually.
Mistress Nina : You're not sexually active?
Eric Duckman : I'm VERY sexually active!
Mistress Nina : With another person.
Eric Duckman : Oh, uh, no.
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Eric Duckman : Cornfed... do you think I'm attractive?
Cornfed Pig : Sorry Duckman, I don't date people I work with.
Eric Duckman : No, spam-for-brains, I mean do you think there's anything wrong with my bill.
Cornfed Pig : You mean the fact that it curves to one side, the nostrils don't match, it's covered with nicotine stains, acne scars, varicose veins, and it whistles when you chew?... I mean, no, nothing I can see.