Cornfed reveals that he has an incurable disease, passed on from generation to generation, and if he doesn't lose his virginity in 24 hours, he will die. Duckman attempts to help him, but his advice on picking up women all fail. Finally, at the last minute, Bernice takes pity on Cornfed, and has sex with him. Written by
Alan Smithee, Jr.
Did You Know?
It's so typical of women. When you weren't looking for it, when you didn't care, they swarmed all over you. But need it just a little, they smell your desperation a mile away.