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Duckman: You were the one who made up this whole new world! You screwed up - not me!

Kalai Prövenheim: Impossible! I am infallible!

Duckman: I don't care *what* religion you are! You made things worse when you made them better! I mean, I liked having a lot of free time, but I hated not having anything to do. Don't you see, things were good when they were bad, and they got bad when they were good. People aren't happy unless they're unhappy.

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Cornfed Pig: Easy, Duckman. I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.

Sherry: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.

Cornfed Pig: [pause] Two Hundred and one.

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Sherry: [sternly] You said you erased that!

Cornfed Pig: Erased, Ran off thousands of copies. It's such a fine line.

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Ajax: [entering] It's over! Paradise is lost! The Utopian dream forever shattered and never to be regained!

Voice outside: It's a riot!

Ajax: But I could use a new stereo

[exit]

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Duckman: [chuckling] Yes, well once again I've outwitted a pitifully inadequate opponent by staying one step ahead of 'em.

[pause]

Duckman: How exactly did I do that?

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