- Mambo: Hey dad, that's Angela, the 911 operator who's voice you fell in love with, and who turned out to be ugly, but you loved her anyway.
- Charles: Then she got a makeover and became a gorgeous supermodel and you broke up with her because you felt she was too good for you and you felt you'd be holding her back.
- Eric Duckman: Don't you think I know all that?
- Mambo: That wasn't for you. That was exposition for the 99.9% of the audience who are usually out having a life on Saturday nights instead of staying home and flipping through obscure cable channels in the hopes they'll catch a little soft-core pornography.
- Tony Stirling: Tony Stirling, self-made millionaire, entrepreneur, and a living example of the power of positive thinking, or P.T. I have the way to beautify your city, or B.Y.C., make it a better place to live, or B.P.L., and just get happier, or J.G.H.
- Edna: Terrif. Now why don't you G.F.Y.?
- King Chicken: And now, I suppose you all want to know why I did this. Okay, I'll tell you. The reason i...
- News anchor: [cut to a live action news anchor] We interrupt to bring you a special news bulletin. Tim Curry, the celebrated stage and screen actor, has been reported missing by the Los Angeles police. A note left at the recording session of tonight's episode of the heavily praised yet seldom watched "Duckman" series simply said, "I'm going somewhere where they'll never again make me do the speech about how Duckman isolated me as a child, so now I'm going to isolate him. Mwa-ha-ha, buck, buck, buck." Now back to the program.
- King Chicken: [back to animation] ... Gonna isolate him! Mwa-ha-ha, buck buck buck!