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(TV Series)

(1993)

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[first lines]

Damien Day: And now after our six day trek through the hostile and impenetrable Borneo interior, I am now standing just a few feet away from the Bangoan people, a tribe who are still living in the Stone Age and have never ever been seen by a white man before.

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[last lines]

Henry Davenport: This is ridiculous.

Sally Smedley: We want our desk back. Now.

Henry Davenport: You seriously expect me to sit at one of those? Besides, her inkwell is bigger than mine.

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Gus Hedges: Helen, if I could just park in your mental multi-story a moment...

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Joy Merryweather: Everyone okay? Shame, I was hoping you'd all died in the night.

Dave Charnley: Bloody hell, she must have got out of the wrong side of her coffin this morning.

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Helen Cooper: [indicating Joy] We're going to have to do something about her.

George Dent: Well, she's probably going through a bad patch. Maybe someone's making her unhappy.

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Sally Smedley: I'd be ever so grateful if you'd not put that on my side of the desk.

Henry Davenport: Pardon me for breathing.

Sally Smedley: Well, if you'd stop doing that, I'd be really grateful.

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Helen Cooper: Are you unhappy working here?

Joy Merryweather: Is Pavarotti fat?

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[Damien has handed Dave a 1938 Luger]

Damien Day: Had a heck of a job getting the guy to let go of it.

Dave Charnley: Yeah, I can imagine.

Damien Day: Had to saw his fingers off in the end.

Dave Charnley: [Putting the gun down] You sawed the fingers of a dead soldier?

Damien Day: Well, I wouldn't saw the fingers off a live one.

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Damien Day: What's exactly wrong with collecting weapons?

Dave Charnley: Nothing. I was interested in guns for years - then I reached puberty.

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Sally Smedley: Would you stop tossing your rubbish over my desk?

Henry Davenport: What, you've got bloody airspace now?

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Henry Davenport: [after Sally has divided the desk] No, I shall not stoop to her level. You see, this is ridiculous, she's only put a line down the middle of... wait a minute, that's not the middle, you've stolen some of my desk.

Sally Smedley: No I haven't.

Henry Davenport: Yes you have, you're as bad as the bloody Israelis!

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Henry Davenport: Look, I need every inch I can get.

Sally Smedley: Yes, that's what I heard.

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[Damien has tricked Dave into destroying some videotapes]

Damien Day: You were asking for it.

Dave Charnley: You putrid piece of rat droppings!

Damien Day: Look, I told you, don't mess with the big boys.

Dave Charnley: You dirty, conniving bastard!

Damien Day: Look, I'm sorry, you're just not in my league.

Dave Charnley: You have all the scruples of Mark Thatcher.

Damien Day: Now look, careful, you can go too far.

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Joy Merryweather: Morning, Gus.

Gus Hedges: [surprised] Is Joy ill?

George Dent: No, I had a quiet word with her. That seems to have done the trick.

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