- Sally Smedley: George - I just typed my personal ident into the computer, and instead of the running order I got a visual representation of two testicles and an erect penis.
- Damien Day: [to Dave] Wobbly minus five, get my money ready...
- Sally Smedley: Oh well...!
- Damien Day: [standing up from his desk] What do you mean "oh well"? What IS the matter with you woman, that is VULGAR AND OBSCENE!
- Sally Smedley: Oh, no no no, not at all Damien, the human body's not obscene. God made it in his own image!
- Damien Day: Right, that is it. I have had enough of this, it's unnatural. George, either she stops this sweetness and light routine or I'm gonna punch her in the face!
- Walter: I suppose I can tell you now, Henry. Your film wasn't lost... I bribed the pilot to chuck it into the ocean. You have to laugh really, don't you?
- Joy Merryweather: George, The Daily Mail rang asking about Henry's documentary, and whether you were a member of the Labour party.
- George Dent: What?
- Joy Merryweather: Don't worry George, I told them you were far too wishy-washy to join any party.