Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Dave's Day (1991)

Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley

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• 1st Cabbie : 'Ere, what would you do about this traffic problem?

  Dave Charnley : Well personally, I'd round up all the pedestrians, cyclists and blacks into a big football stadium and then execute them with death squads.

  1st Cabbie : Oh, you're a cabby yourself then, are ya?

• Dave Charnley : The tape got stolen while I was ringing for an ambulance for the unicorn.

  Gus Hedges : ...Unicorn?

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, we collided with a unicorn.

  Gus Hedges : A unicorn? Flying through the air, was it?

  Dave Charnley : No. It was riding a monocycle. I mean obviously it wasn't a real unicorn!

  Gus Hedges : Your taxi was hit by a monocycling unicorn?

  Dave Charnley : Yeah, it just veered out in front of us!

• Damien Day : You wouldn't smoke if you'd seen what I've seen. A pair of smoker's lungs in a jar of formaldehyde at the path lab at Guy's Hospital. Ugh. They looked like a pair of charred prunes. Oh yes, that's what you've got in there mate. Two charred prunes, dripping with tar and suppurating...

  Dave Charnley : Yes, yes I can do without the free X-ray, thank you.