- Gus Hedges: Please, Sir Royston is the man to thank; the father who watches over us who sent his only son to save us.
- Dave Charnley: I didn't know Gus was brought up religious.
- Joy Merryweather: Yeah, Church of the Latter Day Bollocks.
- Roy Merchant Jnr: I bet Roystonia has never been more ruthless. Just wait until I show this to my f-f-fucking Dad!