[Martin is having a hard time dealing with his recent discovery that his girlfriend once made pornographic films
Look, I think what we have is pretty terrific. And if you can just get past the fact that I once appeared as Princess Lay-Her in Star Whores, then I think we have a shot.
[they kiss; later, in a locker room, Eddie adds his two cents worth
Face it, bud. We all want to pretend that every woman that we go to bed with is a virgin. Or, if she's not, she's only done it once, and it was ...