- Lyla Murphy: So you think I should write a book about what happened to me?
- Martin Tupper: Well, it's a very compelling story. To tell you the truth, I'm kinda surprised that on-one else has approached you yet.
- Lyla Murphy: I guess that's why I agreed to meet you. My husband always admired a man with balls. Actually, he admired anything that still had balls. He was a veterinarian, you know.
- Martin Tupper: [while negotiating a book deal with a glamorous woman, Martin is interrupted] That's the door.
- Jeremy Tupper: Hi, Dad.
- Martin Tupper: Hi, buddy, what are you doing here? Is today Thursday?
- Jeremy Tupper: Mmmm hmmm.
- Martin Tupper: What happened to Wednesday?
- Jeremy Tupper: The rest of us did it yesterday.