Captain Hero's friend from college, Unusually Flexible Girl, shows up at the house one day. It seems that while they were 'friends with benefits' at school, they made a pledge to get married if they were still single by the time they turned 30, and now that the big birthday has arrived, she's ready to make good on the promise. Captain Hero is taken by surprise however, even more so when he learns that she's been deliberately staying single because she's in love with him. Hero asks Wooldoor to try and convince UFG that she shouldn't marry him, but Wooldoor manages to mess it up and ends up engaged to UFG himself. This of course makes Captain Hero change his mind and try to get UFG back, which in turn makes Wooldoor want her for real. While this is going on, Foxxy hears her old band mentioned on a 'Where Are They Now?' show. Incensed that the group has been forgotten, she tracks down her old band-mates and convinces them to make a comeback. After a wild night of celebrating, however, ... Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Would you be more comfortable if I broke your arm in three places and wrapped it in 100 dollar bills?
Are you threatening me - or bribing me?
What an insulting accusation! Take that back before I pull out your spleen and then drive you to the hospital in your... BRAND NEW CAR!
Features Spring Break Live 2003