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Ben: Hey, Dad.

Dr. Katz: Oh, Ben, I'm glad you called, I wanted to remind you to return that thing you bought at the hardware store.

Ben: The - The nailgun.

Dr. Katz: Yeah.

Ben: Yeah. Actually, I'm at the hardware store...

Dr. Katz: Oh, great, thank you so much for taking care of that, 'cause while I was annoyed, I knew it could be easily resolved.

Ben: Well, it was a little too expensive, and I, you know, maybe I got carried away. There's a slight problem...

Dr. Katz: Okay.

Ben: Yeah. Well, they, they, uh, they won't... take it back.

Dr. Katz: Why won't they take it back?

Ben: He said, uh, it's messed up.

Dr. Katz: How could it be messed up? It's in the box.

Ben: It *is* in the box.

Dr. Katz: Yeah. So what is the problem?

Ben: Well, last night...

Dr. Katz: Mm-hmm.

Ben: ...and this morning... and this afternoon, I took it out of the box. And I might've used it, just to see if it worked.

Dr. Katz: You don't remember - You don't remember me saying anything about that, do you, last night?

Ben: You said "Don't use it."

Dr. Katz: Right.

Ben: Uh-huh.

Dr. Katz: Why - Why would you do a thing like that?

Ben: What do you mean, use it?

Dr. Katz: Yeah.

Ben: Fun.

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Dr. Katz: There's something about taking a thing that exists in nature, you know, in this case particle board, and just molding it to suit some kind of selfish purpose.

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