Dom: Don't you hate when people ask you questions you don't want to answer?
Dr. Katz: Absolutely.
Dom: A friend of mine says, "Hey Dom, do I look fat to you?" I says, "No, not to me, but to everybody else. To me, you're just big-boned." I love that big-bone cop-out. Y'know, "I'm not fat, I'm very big-boned." Oh, isn't it amazing how you have those fat bones in your butt? That's a pretty big BONE you got hangin' over your belt, Benny! You know what YOU need? A marrow reduction! That's what YOU need, you big tub of lard! I don't mean that in a bad way.
Dr. Katz: Hmm.
Dom: Don't you hate when people ask you ques- when you love them, doc?
Dr. Katz: Mm-hmm.
Dom: People that you love, they ask- you don't wanna hurt them. My cousin Louie says to me, "Dom, is my head too big for my body?" Now what am I gonna say? "Hey, look at the bright side, Louie: A lot of people you can't even recognize from 800 yards, but YOU, it's like a close-up, every feature, crystal clear! Come here, let me swing from your jowls. Nerve endings don't go that far, do they?
Dr. Katz: ...Let me, let me show you another option you have with a question like that. Just, y- you be, Cousin Lou- is it Cousin Louie?
Dom: Yeah.
Dr. Katz: And I'll be you. You ask me that question. And I'll show you...
Dom: Okay.
Dr. Katz: ...Another way you can approach it.
Dom: All right, Dr. Katz...
Dr. Katz: No no no, I'm Dom now.
Dom: Okay, Dom.
Dr. Katz: Yeah.
Dom: You're looking very handsome today, Dom.
Dr. Katz: Thank you, Cousin Louie.
Dom: Uh... does my head look too big for my body?
Dr. Katz: No. See, that's another route you can go.