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Dr. Katz: You know the city gardens where you can rent space?

Laura: Yeah.

Dr. Katz: I was actually thinking about getting a little plot.

Laura: Really?

Dr. Katz: Oh, yeah, I actually am gonna go do it, Laura. I really... I'm looking forward to it.

Laura: Dr. Katz, I just can't imagine you like, digging in the dirt on your hands and knees.

Dr. Katz: No shirt? Does that help?

Laura: No, I really...

Dr. Katz: Tank top? Pasties?

Laura: Eww..

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Mitch: I was standing by a door and a security guard came over. He said,

[as guard]

Mitch: "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Dr. Katz: Right.

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Mitch: I bought a doughnut and they, they gave me a receipt for the doughnut...

Dr. Katz: Right.

Mitch: I don't need a receipt for a doughnut, man. I give you the money, you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought doughnut. Some skeptical friend

[to friend]

Mitch: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, man. I got the documentation right here."

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