"Doctor Who" The Time Warrior: Part One (TV Episode 1973) Poster


Sarah: [the Doctor has ferreted out Sarah Jane's identity] Are you going to give me away, Doctor?

The Doctor: I don't think so.

Sarah: [suddenly cheering] Why not?

The Doctor: [leans back, tents his fingers] Well, you can make yourself useful. We need someone around here to make the coffee.

Sarah: [incensed] If you think I'm going to spend my time making cups of coffee for you...

[she halts as the Doctor leaps out of his chair. Reubish is scribbling something in chalk on the side of the TARDIS]

The Doctor: Professor! Would you kindly desist? This isn't a blackboard, you know!

[begins to unlock the TARDIS door]

Professor Rubeish: Oh, I do beg your pardon, Doctor. I was just trying to prove...

Sarah: What are you going to do in there?

The Doctor: [opens the TARDIS door] Make *myself* a cup of coffee. Good day to you.

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The Doctor: Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

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[Irongron and Bloodaxe approach a strange, spherical object, while the other men stay back with the horses]

Irongron: A star. A fallen star.

Bloodaxe: Careful, Captain, looks like the devil's work to me.

[a door swings open from the side of the sphere and a silver-suited and -helmeted figure steps out]

Irongron: A warrior? A warrior from the stars!

Irongron: [draws his sword] You've come to challenge me, sky warrior?

[the alien produces a probe-like device. Its tip glows and it emits a high-pitched whirring noise. Irongron's sword is knocked out of his hand in the blink of an eye]

Bloodaxe: Flee for your life, Captain!

Irongron: [steadies Bloodaxe] What creature is this?

Bloodaxe: 'Tis a devil from *Hell*!

[the alien holsters its weapon, then adjusts a device on his hip, making strange electronic noises. It appears to be a translating device as next-]

Linx: Peace. Fear not. I shall not harm you.

Irongron: It speaks. Who are you? Where do you come from?

Linx: I am a Sontaran officer. My name is Linx.

Bloodaxe: I say he's a Saracen. I have heard tales of his Eastern magic.

[Linx steps forward, plants a pole into the earth, and steps back. He salutes with his right arm at his chest and two pennants burst out from the pole in immediate response, white with a circled S in black on each]

Linx: [an eerie Sontaran anthem plays] By virtue of my authority as an officer of the Army Space Corps, I hereby claim this planet, its moons and satellites for the greater glory of the Sontaran Empire.

[Linx then adds his left arm to his chest-salute, completing the ritual annexing the Earth]

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