- Commandant: [incredulously] The pilot said what?
- Meadows: [desperately] A police box on the runway.
- Commandant: A likely story. Tell him to get back in the stack and await further instructions.
- Meadows: Yes, Sir.
- Blade: This man they call Doctor... Where does he get his knowledge?
- Spencer: He looks like a normal being.
- Blade: More intelligent then most. He is a threat to our operation.
- Spencer: I'll kill him.
- Blade: No. Get the girl. She can identify you. We can deal with the man later.
- Spencer: He may talk.
- Blade: So? Nobody will believe him.
- Dr. Who: This seems to be the way, Jamie!
- [to Jenkins]
- Dr. Who: Excuse me; we're looking for someone in authority.
- Jenkins: Just a moment, Sir. All in good time.
- [Hands a lady her passport]
- Jenkins: Thank you, Madam.
- [to the Doctor]
- Jenkins: Now Sir, your passport please.
- Dr. Who: I've got no time for that. We want to see someone in authority!
- Jenkins: I am in authority. Your passport please.
- Dr. Who: You don't understand, we... we have something important to report!
- Jenkins: Yes, Sir. When you've found your passport. The next one, please.
- Jamie: What's a passport, Doctor?
- Dr. Who: Oh, some sort of official mumbo-jumbo.
- [to Jenkins]
- Dr. Who: Look! We've just discovered a dead body out there! Did you hear me?
- Jenkins: [Unperturbed] Well, sir. If I were you I'd inform the police.
- Dr. Who: Then please tell me where we can find them.
- Jenkins: There's probably a policeman in the main concourse.
- Jamie: And where is that?
- Jenkins: Through this door and turn to your left.
- Dr. Who: Well thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, Jamie.
- Jenkins: May I see your passport, Sir?
- Dr. Who: [Snaps] Well neither of us have passports! Now does that satisfy you?
- Jenkins: I think you must be mistaken, Sir. You couldn't have got on the aircraft without passports.
- Dr. Who: What aircraft?
- Jenkins: The one you arrived on, Sir.
- Jamie: We didn't arrive on an aircraft.
- Jenkins: Now look here, Sir, this joke has gone on far enough. You know and I know that you must have arrived here on the last inbound flight which was... Flight number 729 from Madrid.
- Jamie: Can we not tell him about TARDIS?
- [the Doctor stamps on Jamie's foot]
- Jenkins: What's that?
- Jamie: It's the way we got here.
- Jenkins: You gentlemen wouldn't know anything about a police box, would you?
- Jamie: That's just what I'm saying. We're...
- [the Doctor kicks Jamie's ankle]
- Dr. Who: I really think that our mode of conveyance is irrelevant. The important thing is that we've discovered a dead body out there and we want to report it to someone in authority.
- Jenkins: I think you'll have plenty of opportunity to see someone in authority.
- Dr. Who: Well, thank you.
- Jenkins: Will you take a seat please over there?
- Dr. Who: Thank you very much.
- Jenkins: [Into his phone] Give me the Commandant, please... Hello, Sir, Jenkins here. Immigration, Desk Number Five. I think I've got two of your suspects here...
- Commandant: [after finding plastic cups in the packing case] Plastic cups!
- [He turns angrily to the Doctor]
- Commandant: Now, I'm going to do some investigating of my own.
- Dr. Who: [Brightly] I'm glad I've roused your interest.
- Commandant: [Furiously] Oh, but you have. And what I am going to investigate is you and why you're both here in the Airport.
- [to Blade]
- Commandant: Thank you, Captain Blade.
- [to the Doctor and Jamie]
- Commandant: Come on, you two, out!
- Dr. Who: [sighing] Come on, Jamie. We'd better humor him.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Who: [happy to see Polly] Commandant, this is the girl I was telling you about.
- Polly: [Polly gives him a puzzled look] I beg your pardon?
- Commandant: Do you know these gentlemen?
- Polly: No. Why? Should I?
- Commandant: According to them, they know you.
- Dr. Who: Now where have you been, Polly?
- Polly: Polly? My name isn't Polly. You must have made a mistake. I've never seen them before in my life!