Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Faceless Ones: Episode 1 (1967)

Frazer Hines: Jamie

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Jamie : It's a flying beastie!

• Dr. Who : This seems to be the way, Jamie!

  [to Jenkins] 

  Dr. Who : Excuse me; we're looking for someone in authority.

  Jenkins : Just a moment, Sir. All in good time.

  [Hands a lady her passport] 

  Jenkins : Thank you, Madam.

  [to the Doctor] 

  Jenkins : Now Sir, your passport please.

  Dr. Who : I've got no time for that. We want to see someone in authority!

  Jenkins : I am in authority. Your passport please.

  Dr. Who : You don't understand, we... we have something important to report!

  Jenkins : Yes, Sir. When you've found your passport. The next one, please.

  Jamie : What's a passport, Doctor?

  Dr. Who : Oh, some sort of official mumbo-jumbo.

  [to Jenkins] 

  Dr. Who : Look! We've just discovered a dead body out there! Did you hear me?

  Jenkins : [Unperturbed]  Well, sir. If I were you I'd inform the police.

  Dr. Who : Then please tell me where we can find them.

  Jenkins : There's probably a policeman in the main concourse.

  Jamie : And where is that?

  Jenkins : Through this door and turn to your left.

  Dr. Who : Well thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, Jamie.

  Jenkins : May I see your passport, Sir?

  Dr. Who : [Snaps]  Well neither of us have passports! Now does that satisfy you?

  Jenkins : I think you must be mistaken, Sir. You couldn't have got on the aircraft without passports.

  Dr. Who : What aircraft?

  Jenkins : The one you arrived on, Sir.

  Jamie : We didn't arrive on an aircraft.

  Jenkins : Now look here, Sir, this joke has gone on far enough. You know and I know that you must have arrived here on the last inbound flight which was... Flight number 729 from Madrid.

• Jamie : Can we not tell him about TARDIS?

  [the Doctor stamps on Jamie's foot] 

  Jenkins : What's that?

  Jamie : It's the way we got here.

  Jenkins : You gentlemen wouldn't know anything about a police box, would you?

  Jamie : That's just what I'm saying. We're...

  [the Doctor kicks Jamie's ankle] 

  Dr. Who : I really think that our mode of conveyance is irrelevant. The important thing is that we've discovered a dead body out there and we want to report it to someone in authority.

  Jenkins : I think you'll have plenty of opportunity to see someone in authority.

  Dr. Who : Well, thank you.

  Jenkins : Will you take a seat please over there?

  Dr. Who : Thank you very much.

  Jenkins : [Into his phone]  Give me the Commandant, please... Hello, Sir, Jenkins here. Immigration, Desk Number Five. I think I've got two of your suspects here...