Dr. Mike Stratford: I'm going to have to bring you in for some tests, Bill.
Bill Murtagh: What kind of tests?
Dr. Mike Stratford: Ah, routine stuff. Pap smear, mammography... spelling. Unfortunately, in the spelling bid, you're going to be going up against some Korean kids.
Dr. Mike Stratford: You were married? Inquiring minds want to know!
Dierdre: For about five minutes when I was interning, I married a nurse.
Dr. Mike Stratford: Male or female?
Dierdre: A little of both; that was the problem.
Bill Murtagh: [Dr. Mike tries to get Bill Murtagh to come in for tests, giving him his business card with the practice's address] You expect me to come HERE?
Dr. Mike Stratford: What's going on?
Bill Murtagh: My daughter works here.
Dr. Mike Stratford: Is she one of our nurses?
Peggy Murtagh: One of your doctors.
Dr. Mike Stratford: Dierdre?
[pronouncing it "deer-dree"]
Peggy Murtagh: Dierdre!
[pronouncing it "deer-drah"]
Bill Murtagh: Show him the door, Peggy.
Dr. Mike Stratford: I know what a door is!
[turns back to front entrance, looking uncertainly between door and windows]