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Dr. Mike Stratford: I'm going to have to bring you in for some tests, Bill.

Bill Murtagh: What kind of tests?

Dr. Mike Stratford: Ah, routine stuff. Pap smear, mammography... spelling. Unfortunately, in the spelling bid, you're going to be going up against some Korean kids.

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Dr. Mike Stratford: You were married? Inquiring minds want to know!

Dierdre: For about five minutes when I was interning, I married a nurse.

Dr. Mike Stratford: Male or female?

Dierdre: A little of both; that was the problem.

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Bill Murtagh: [Dr. Mike tries to get Bill Murtagh to come in for tests, giving him his business card with the practice's address] You expect me to come HERE?

Dr. Mike Stratford: What's going on?

Bill Murtagh: My daughter works here.

Dr. Mike Stratford: Is she one of our nurses?

Peggy Murtagh: One of your doctors.

Dr. Mike Stratford: Dierdre?

[pronouncing it "deer-dree"]

Peggy Murtagh: Dierdre!

[pronouncing it "deer-drah"]

Bill Murtagh: Show him the door, Peggy.

Dr. Mike Stratford: I know what a door is!

[turns back to front entrance, looking uncertainly between door and windows]

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