Doc Martin (TV Series)

Haemophobia (2004)

Felicity Montagu: Caroline Bosman

Quotes 

• [a woman phones in to Caroline Bosman's radio programme and asks whether it is true that Dr Ellingham hates the sight of blood] 

  Bert Large : [listening to programme in the pub]  Doc Martin'll see the funny side, he'll just go with the flow.

  Caroline Bosman : Welcome to Radio Portwenn, you're talking to Caro...

  Dr. Martin Ellingham : [phoning in to Caroline's radio programme]  This is Doctor Martin Ellingham. I'd like to get a few things crystal clear for you and your puerile listeners. I admit to having certain difficulties but they have not and they never will impair my functions as a doctor. And the incident with a certain village plumber was in fact a prank with some *ketchup* which, I might add, kept me from attending to patients in my surgery.

  [ranting] 

  Dr. Martin Ellingham : As to the so-called homeopathic remedies, if there's one for chronic infantilism then I suggest that your caller and the entire village embark on a course immediately! Thank you!

  [in the pub, Bert and the others realise their prank went too far]