Ethyl Phillups: [reading road map] According to this map, we've completely strayed from all known civilization. We've passed the Mysterious Gorge, and the River of Blood, and now we are deep in the heart of the Valley of the... Roosters.
Earl Sinclair: Valley of the Roosters? Your eyes are shot, give me that map. Here it is, and it is not Valley of the Roosters, it's Valley of the Monsters. Monster!
Ethyl Phillups: See any... roosters out there?
Earl Sinclair: No.
Ethyl Phillups: Maybe we should turn around.
Earl Sinclair: Good idea...
[large monster approaches them]
Earl Sinclair: Uh, cock-a-doodle-doo.