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"Dinosaurs" Career Opportunities (TV Episode 1991) Poster

(TV Series)

(1991)

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TV Announcer: Why are you stuck in a boring dead end job?

Earl Sinclair: I don't know.

TV Announcer: Why does your boss always yell at you?

Earl Sinclair: Can't figure it out.

TV Announcer: Why is your life such a complete mess?

Earl Sinclair: Will you stop picking on me?

TV Announcer: Why ask why? DRINK ALCOHOL! Nobody likes a thinker! You might not be able to change your life, but at least you can change the way you look at it. Alcohol! The more you drink, the less you think!

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Grandma Ethyl Phillips: [after hearing Earl describe the job of a tree-pusher]

[sarcastically]

Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Wow, that certainly sounds appealing. Where do I sign up?

Earl Sinclair: Ha ha ha, well you can't. They don't hire bitter, shrivelled-up old ladies.

Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Right, they usually only take big, fat slobs.

Earl Sinclair: She'll be dead soon, son.

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Fran Sinclair: Alcohol's not the answer, it only just makes things worse. You just need to overcome your senses, and I made you your favorite dish: food.

[Fran brings it to Earl]

Earl Sinclair: [pushes it away, solemnly] Oh, Frannie, I can't eat, I can't go to work. There's no point. My life's a sham.

Fran Sinclair: [furiously] Earl Sneed Sinclair!

[Fran smashes the bowl of food on the floor which scares Earl]

Fran Sinclair: Sometimes you make me so MAD!

Earl Sinclair: Okay, okay, I'll eat. But do you have a dress to go with this hat?

Fran Sinclair: You have a wonderful life and a wonderful family, but if you can't see that for yourself, you can just stay in bed forever!

[Fran leaves]

Fran Sinclair: [to herself] I bring him his lunch, but no!

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