Quotes
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Alice : What's the old familiarity technique?
Wally : It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. It's like falling in love but without the expense.
Dilbert : If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time with me...
Wally : ...while she was using you...
Dilbert : ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality.
Wally : Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And there Dilbert will be.
Alice : Why don't you just date a woman who respects you in the first place?
Wally : You can do that?
