The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
You Ought to Be in Pictures (1966)
Michael Constantine: Leslie Merkle
Quotes
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Leslie Merkle : Would you rather kiss a lens?
Rob Petrie : That's what I promised my wife.
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Rob Petrie : This is my wife, Laura.
Leslie Merkle : Oh, good casting.
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Leslie Merkle : Rob, what is so tough about doing a love scene with a gorgeous girl?
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Leslie Merkle : Hey Rob, that kiss was supposed to say "I don't love you any more."
Rob Petrie : What am I saying?
Leslie Merkle : It said, "I'm deathly afraid of you."