Sally Rogers: Sometimes it's best not to say anything.
Buddy Sorrell: [on his wife being the worst cook] One night she says to me "How do you fix frankfurters?" I says "I don't know. I guess the same way you fix fish." She says "I tried it. Once you clean out those weenies, there's nothing left."
Sam Pomerantz: [as Oliver Hardy] Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into.