The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Lady and the Baby Sitter (1964)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Will you promise me never ever to talk me into talking to anybody again?
Laura Petrie : I do.
Rob Petrie : Good.
Laura Petrie : Now you promise me something.
Rob Petrie : What?
Laura Petrie : You'll talk to Roger.
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Laura Petrie : [after reading Roger's love letter] Rob, what are we gonna do?
Rob Petrie : Before I make any suggestions, how do you feel about HIM?
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Laura Petrie : How are things coming on the track team?
Roger McChesney : I quit.
Laura Petrie : After all that training?
Roger McChesney : Well that was it. I figured it out. In the past 2 years, between practicing and the meets, I ran over 700 miles. Where am I?
Laura Petrie : What?
Roger McChesney : It has no meaning. I run around the track and end up in the same place.
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Ritchie Petrie : Benny and I are gonna bury a dead rat.
Laura Petrie : You found a dead rat?
Ritchie Petrie : No. We're gonna buy one.
Laura Petrie : Ritchie, will you please tell me where you can buy a dead rat?
Ritchie Petrie : Do YOU want one, Mommy?
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Rob Petrie : Honey, you married a very shy, retiring guy. That's all.
Laura Petrie : Okay, then how come five different girls wore your fraternity pin?
Rob Petrie : Because none of 'em wanted it, that's why. They kept givin' it to each other. It's like a game. The music stopped, and whoever got Petrie's pin had to go out with him.
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Laura Petrie : When you were 17, you were known as Rapid Robert, the Devil of Danville High.
Rob Petrie : That name didn't have anything to do with girls.
Laura Petrie : Your mother said...
Rob Petrie : I know. My mother said that to scare you, and you know it. She figured you wouldn't want to marry a Casanova. She didn't like you, you know.
Laura Petrie : I know it.
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Laura Petrie : What about winning?
Roger McChesney : Winning what? That I got no place faster than another guy.