"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Long Night's Journey Into Day (TV Episode 1966) - Dick Van Dyke as Rob Petrie

Laura Petrie : How's Richie?

Rob Petrie : He broke his pole.

Laura Petrie : I told him to keep it in the car.

Rob Petrie : Well, he did. I sat on it.
Laura Petrie : Darling, here's, uh, Ritchie's worms.

Rob Petrie : Oh.

Laura Petrie : Don't let him play with them on the way up, huh?

Rob Petrie : How does he play with worms?

Laura Petrie : He tries to tie them all together and make one long one.
Laura Petrie : Well, you, uh, just tell Millie she's a nut.

Rob Petrie : [chuckles] That's wouldn't be nice. I'll have Jerry do it.
Millie Helper : Did I hurt you?

Rob Petrie : Are there fireflies in here?

Laura Petrie : No.

Rob Petrie : Then I'm hurt.
Rob Petrie : Ow!

Laura Petrie : Rob, what happened?

Rob Petrie : Oh, I sat on my hat! Don't worry, my wallet got most of it.

Laura Petrie : Rob, you know I worry about you, all alone up there with that hat!
Millie Helper : [after whacking Rob on the head with a folding chair] Rob's the maniac? Oh, Rob, did I hurt you?

Rob Petrie : [looking up and around in a daze] Are there fireflies in here?

Laura Petrie : No.

Rob Petrie : Then I'm hurt.

[pulling at his fishing hat]

Rob Petrie : Oh, it's the fishhooks!

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie