Sally Rogers: Rob, I wanna thank you for introducing me to the sweetest, most honest guy I've ever met.
Buddy Sorrell: [to Rob] I thought you told me you introduced her to Freddy White.
Rob Petrie: I did.
Laura Petrie: Well, where'd you two have dinner?
Freddy White: At the Plush Pheasant.
Rob Petrie: Plush Pheasant? That's kind of classy, isn't it?
Freddy White: I hope to kiss a rhino. You know what it cost for dinner for two? Forty-one dollars, not including the tip.
Sally Rogers: Ah, what'd you tell 'em for?
Freddy White: Well, why not? Listen, I've never met a girl before that took me to such expensive places.
Sally Rogers: Hey, does this sound like a murder threat or did I just hear a marriage proposal?
Rob Petrie: I don't know. I think either way you're dead.
Buddy Sorrell: I'll always hold a special place in my heart for the guy who introduced me to Pickles. Every time I get heartburn, I think of him.
Sally Rogers: Now, you know what they say about the love of a good woman.
Buddy Sorrell: Yeah, it keeps you from bowling on Thursday night.
Sally Rogers: If I play my cards right, that boy is gonna be the future Mr. Sally Rogers.
Freddy White: Now for those of you who are not familiar with the umack bird, the umack bird happens to be one of the rarest species of birds on the face of the earth today. And they also happen to be very passionate birds. Do you know that every night at 9:30 o'clock when the moon is at its very lowest, you can find this bird flying from branch to branch in search for her mate. "Is that umack? Is that umack?"