The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Jilting the Jilter (1963)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Rob, I wanna thank you for introducing me to the sweetest, most honest guy I've ever met.

  Buddy Sorrell : [to Rob]  I thought you told me you introduced her to Freddy White.

  Rob Petrie : I did.

• Buddy Sorrell : I'll always hold a special place in my heart for the guy who introduced me to Pickles. Every time I get heartburn, I think of him.

• Sally Rogers : Now, you know what they say about the love of a good woman.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, it keeps you from bowling on Thursday night.

• Sally Rogers : I took back his engagement ring and got the money. I thought it was high time he started paying writers.

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, hey Rob, you know any more cheap comics we can introduce her to?

  Sally Rogers : Don't do me any favors.

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, look Sal, if it's not too much wear and tear on your heart, we can make a lot of extra money this way.