The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Baby Fat (1965)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Alan Brady : Mel, do I speak a foreign language?
Mel Cooley : No, not...
Alan Brady : Shut up, Mel.
Mel Cooley : Yes sir.
Alan Brady : Can't you understand me? I said I wanted to see Rob. That's Rob. I am Alan, You are Mel. This is a door. Use it.
Mel Cooley : Well, but I...
Alan Brady : Shut up, Mel.
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Mel Cooley : I'm sorry if I didn't make myself clear.
Buddy Sorrell : The only thing that's clear is the top of your head.
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Alan Brady : Why don't you use Mel's office. You'll be more comfortable in there.
Harper Worthington Yates : Thank you.
Alan Brady : Just make yourself at home.
Harper Worthington Yates : Thank you.
Alan Brady : Mel, get out of your office.
Mel Cooley : Well, I've got to finish...
Alan Brady : Shut up, Mel.
Mel Cooley : Yes sir.