- Dr. Jesse Travis: All those times you dragged me into doing police work, all those times I stood face to face with death!
- Detective Steve Sloan: You never stood face to face with death!
- Dr. Jesse Travis: All right, all those times I mistakenly thought I was standing face to face with death.
- Shelby Turner: For your information, while you were out playing doctor all day, I was busy investigating. There were people *walking their dogs.*
- Detective Steve Sloan: Hmmm.
- Shelby Turner: The dogs looked drugged. So did the people for that matter.
- Detective Steve Sloan: Reallly?
- Shelby Turner: There were workmen.
- Detective Steve Sloan: There were suppose to be workmen.
- Shelby Turner: They weren't working, they were watching *me*.
- Detective Steve Sloan: Well, why wouldn't they watch you? You're new here, you're pretty.
- Shelby Turner: [Smiles broadly] You really think I'm pretty?
- Detective Steve Sloan: Look, just get to the point, will you?
- Shelby Turner: There were milkmen, delivering. Now who delivers milk these days?
- Detective Steve Sloan: Uh, milkmen?
- Detective Steve Sloan: Okay, how about this one? I asked the cable repairman to come check my reception? He came... *without an appointment.*
- Detective Steve Sloan: Now that *is* strange.
- Shelby Turner: Hi. I'm Shelby Turner. I'm a reporter.
- Detective Steve Sloan: For Comet magazine.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Is that the, uh, "The Zombies ate my baby" Comet.
- Detective Steve Sloan: Yeah. The Scum-of-the-earth Comet.