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Dharma & Greg: Season 3, Episode 2

Welcome to the Hotel Calamari (28 Sep. 1999)

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Eager to please everyone, Greg has finally cracked under the pressure of Montgomerys and Finkelsteins tug-of-war. Greg runs away to search for himself, spending some time on his own, ... See full summary »

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Eager to please everyone, Greg has finally cracked under the pressure of Montgomerys and Finkelsteins tug-of-war. Greg runs away to search for himself, spending some time on his own, masquerading as a bearded hippie in boarding in the measly Calamari hotel. Back home, the fighting goes on about who to blame. Dharma worries until Greg calls, but he promises her not to say where he is. Meanwhile Greg talks to New York Portorican neighbor Trina. Dharma goes salmon-fishing with Edward, Greg takes a fish cleaning job. Then it's truth time... Written by KGF Vissers

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Dharma jumps into the running shower with Greg. When she starts throwing her clothing out onto the floor, everything is bone dry. See more »

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Trina: Who are you?
Kitty Montgomery: It's none of your business.
Trina: It so happens that Greg is a very good friend of mine so I'm making it my business.
Kitty Montgomery: I am his mother.
Trina: Oh, I heard about you. Let me ask you a question, mommy.
Trina: Can a woman wear white to a wedding if she wasn't a virgin when she still had a penis?
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