They don't remember they saw each-other on the San Francisco subway when their totally different parents kept them apart, so they think it's love at first sight when federal prosecution official Gregory 'Greg' Montgomery can't think of anything else then Dharma Finklestein after seeing her on it again, and she recognizes his picture in the newspaper and finds him in his office, to drag him along to the Giants baseball stadium for the organ music and shouting with impunity and next for pie- all the way to Reno, where they get married the same day. Back home, the dream soon turns nightmarish after meeting her hippie parents: her dad Larry may not know they committed the 'fascist state's unnatural' marriage- while his are socialite snobs; so the lovers have a bad row over decency or staying yourself ruthlessly honest... Written by
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So, what do we do now?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery
I don't know. What do you usually do?
Me? Well, I definitely don't fly to Reno for pie. I mean, I'd usually exchange phone numbers with you. We'd start dating. Things would go pretty well at first, until I started calling you too much... then you'd get annoyed, start screening your calls. So I call you really late 'cause I know you'll be home. You pick up, I hang up, you star-69 me. I'm too embarrassed to ever talk to you again, so we break up.