Greg discovers why Dharma is so eager to 'do it' with him in weird, dangerous, public places: it's a contest with Jane, the winner is awarded the duck (actually a goose), just one of many silly rules. Still Greg decides to help her win the duck back when told doing it with a dull gay like him was worth a bonus. They get arrested, but are released without bail by cop Mel, an old friend of the Finkelsteins. Greg reasons the safest time is during the last episode of Seinfeld, when all San Francisco will be watching inside. However enlisting Pete to give instructions by walkie-talkie is just the lead Jane needs, and she first tricks the Montgomerys to come to the steps of the courthouse... Written by
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Hey, you know what, Kitty? Greg and I worked really hard, but I think you guys deserve this.
What is this?
It's a duck.
That's not a duck; it's a goose.
Yes. But Captain, my Captain, 'goose' does not rhyme.
References Seinfeld: The Finale