Greg acts as indignant as Dharma when his parents ask them to dinner only to nag him for "wasting his life" as he's been unemployed for months. Back home, he breaks down with guilt. He tells Dharma that he has a plan, but even she thinks it's crazy. Greg wants to train to become a professional golfer, and it will take 18 years. Nevertheless, she joins him on the golf course -- with Jane as their caddy. Montgomery Enterprises offers him a cushy job in Scotland, and even the taste of haggis doesn't put him off. Dharma resorts to a diabolical ploy. Written by
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Dharma Finklestein Montgomery
Okay, I have an idea but it's bad and it's wrong.
How can I help?