Larry Finkelstein: [trying to remember his friend's name] What's that place called, where monks live?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: What, he lives in an abbey?
Larry Finkelstein: That's it!
Larry Finkelstein: ABBY, what's my friend's name?
Edward Montgomery: [parting words for a business client] Remember what I taught you, "success comes in cans, not can'ts".
Larry Finkelstein: [opening his "sporting goods" package] Oh, I don't have the shoes for this...
Larry Finkelstein: You bought stocks?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: None of these companies are hurting the environment...
Abby O'Neil: How do you know?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Because they're too busy going out of business.